Shannon: You should read.
Mike: No thanks.
S: I have some books I think you'd like!
M: Why do you want me to read? Because you do?
S: Yeah, it's fun! Then, when we're old, we can sit in bed with our reading glasses and drink coffee and read!
M: You've thought about this way too much.
S: You'd have white hair and square black glasses.
M: And you'd have purple hair and a big @$$.