When the moon is in the seventh hour, and Jupiter aligns with Mars...

I don't believe in horoscopes.  People that do, I believe, read their horoscopes and stretch their reality to be able to say, "That happened to me!"  Having said that, I have known for as long as I can remember that I am a Capricorn.  I can recognize my symbol and know that I'm a goat.  I have no idea what type of person a Capricorn is supposed to be or what sign I am supposed to be compatible with.  I have no idea what Mike's, Jaden's, or Taylor's signs are.  I just know that I'm a Capricorn....

I was a Capricorn.
I'm no longer a Capricorn.
I'm a Sagittarius.

Apparently, as the Earth and sun slowly move, the signs gradually change.  Three thousand years ago, 12 zodiac signs were assigned for 12 different periods of the year.  Now, there are 13 signs.  I don't know what that means, I don't care what that means.  Probably the end of the world ;o)

I believe I upgraded!  No longer am I a goat.  Now, I am half human, half horse!  According to my friend, Wiki, Sagittarius is the sign of the zodiac mainly concerned with philosophy, higher education and global thinking... Oh my gosh, I thought about the world yesterday!  That was so Sagittarius of me.  Because Sagittarius is a mutable sign, they are generally very adaptable philosophically because they seek to understand the world from a higher perspective (aka former professional wrestler, Jesse "The Body" Ventura) and are perspicacious in finding higher meanings through their varied encounters.  Also, I am now optimistic... must be the reason I decided to become Amish on 12-21-12.

Here are the new dates for the zodiac signs:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

Mike gets to be the new Ophiuchus!  He's a snake holder. 

Have a great weekend!